Erotic Products That Are Risqué Rather Than Raunchy

White bedsheet with erotic line drawing

 

There are plenty of sexual and damn near pornographic purchases out there – and that’s totally cool. But what if you want to add only a bit of spice to your home?

 

You can find touches of eroticism in everyday products without having to look at penises all day or give your granny a heart attack and mother grounds for more disapproval.

 

They’re also great gifts for any friends who lean more to the kinky side of the scale.

 

Let’s take a look…

 

 

SKINNY DIPPING TEA SET


 

We have a bazillion penis and boob cake molds, suggestive fried egg rings, the easy to print mugs, tacky aprons that give you a six-pack or double D breasts, and an entire party store aisle of things to make your bachelorette or bachelor party look like a genital bomb exploded all over your living room.

 

But if you want something tasteful, but still includes nakedness, take a look at this skinny-dipping tea set.

 

 

Erotic products, skinny dipping tea cup set

I adore the underwear details.

 

I like it because it’s twofold. One, it’s clever with the play on its illustrations interacting with your beverage. Two, it’s cute but still a bit cheeky.

 

 

UNEXPECTED SHOES


 

Drawing on running shoes of a girl tied upIf you type erotic, sexy, bondage, or porn shoes into a search engine, you either get stilettos or porn. Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m always game for a good, stiff 7 inches, however I sometimes I want to let my freak flag fly without having to endure platforms, wobbling, and decimated toes.

 

The solution?

 

BDSM sneakers.  And I LOVE them. I need them in my life asap.

 

The problem is, I think they were someone’s doodle project and not actually for sale. Oh well, time to break out the Sharpie.

 

SIDE NOTE: If you really WANT heels, there are “butt plug” heels, and “erotic sculpture” heels out there.

 

 

STEAMY JEWELRY


 

Erotic jewelry is a way to wear dirty things but still be classy. Don’t believe me? I have two words…

 

French cufflinks.

 

Then there are necklaces, earrings, watches, keychains, and other things that blend the lines of bondage and fashion.

 

You can see more examples in my Erotic Jewelry article OR check out Unboundbabes.com which has a pile of amazing wearable kink things.

 

 

HOME DECOR


 

Shower curtain with painting of naked womanI told myself I wasn’t going to include items that were easily printable. But I ended up finding some things that didn’t look cheap AF.

 

SHOWER CURTAINS – Either go for some classic paintings featuring nudes or ancient Japanese artwork reprints.

 

BEDSHEET SETS – Yeah, you’ll find the “naked man showing you his butt” sheets (yuck, tacky), but there are also modern and minimalist take on sexiness.

 

 

ARTS AND CRAFTS


 

Erotic cross stitch.

 

Yeah, you heard me right. EROTIC … CROSS … STICH.

 

Etsy is filled with vagina and penis patterns (some nice, some gaudy), but I also came across this ultra cute lingerie set.

 

Erotic cross stick lingerie designs

 

 

CERAMIC TABLEWARE AND DÉCOR


 

Face candle holders, candle sitting in mouthI stumbled upon this site and I couldn’t help but grin.

 

Ceramic candleholders in the shape of butts, torsos, and faces (use your imagination where the candle goes).

 

There are also tissue dispensers and vases.

 

Most of these are great for a pale-chic dungeon, but the face ones can be used anywhere in your home.  

 

 

SEXY TAROT CARDS


 

Stay with me here.

 

You don’t have to buy into the fortune reading dilio to appreciate the artistry that goes behind some of these collections. You also don’t have to use them for their “intended purposes”.

 

Search for “romantic”, “erotic”, “lovers”, or “Kama Sutra” sets. Pick your favorite and DIY them under glass to make your own art piece. Use them as coasters. Line trays or coffee tables with them.  

 

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Have a kinky day!

Robyn

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Comments (1)

  1. Tantrictami says:

    I love the tarot card idea! I lovethe art in several of my decks.I could put them under glass and change them out when I get bored.

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