Mom Buys Head Massager, But Then Finds Out It's A Sex Toy

Mom buys a head massager to help with her thinning hairline, but then her husband notices it's a sex toy.

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Man Accused of Shoplifting - But It Was Only His Penis

A UK man was accused of shoplifting something in his pants, but it was just his big dick. There's more... read on.

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Semen Smuggling - Guys Got Arrested For Sneaking In Swimmers

Two guys get arrested for smuggling semen into another country. Why? The reason is hilariously insane.

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Sex Toy Review - Ferri Panty Vibrator by Lovense

I got to test the Ferri panty vibrator by Lovense before its official release. Here are my two cents after I played with it.

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Erotic Banana Eating Banned Online - Here's Why

Erotic banana eating was banned in a certain country. Here's why and some other weird details.

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Weird Animal Penises To Read About, Because Why Not?

The animal kingdom is full of strange and amazing things. Here are some weird animal penises to make you giggle.

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Social Distancing Strap On - It's Really, REALLY long

Some guy made an actual social distancing strapon. Part of him is serious about it.

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Guy Molests Car In Apartment Garage - The Public Asks For Help

CCTV camera shows disturbing footage - Guy molests car multiple nights.

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Millipede Penis - They Are Sporting More Than One

Scientists discovered a new kind of millipede. Its penis situation is very interesting.

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